Reasons I'm glad to leave Duchesne

• Stupid rabbit poop all over the front lawn so the baby is always shoving it in her mouth!
• Stupid cat poop in the lawn and in the dirt all the time so buddy can never have a sand box without digging out cat poop!!
• Poor soil quality for growing trees
• Hard digging
• Stupid Wind!!
• Stupid windows and blinds
• doorknobs always coming loose
• lame electrical wiring
• Dumb light fixture lights
• Stained carpet
• Stupid bottom of the fridge always coming undone
• Cheap laminate wood flooring
• The fireplace can't run at the same time as the TV
• THE WIND!!!
• Big rigs up and down the street and constant drilling nearby
• Renters
• Sketchy neighbors
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